MTG: If Republicans Lose House Speakership, It’s Totally Not My Fault

Georgia Representative Marjorie Taylor Greene is attempting to stave off criticism of her recent effort to oust House Speaker Mike Johnson, declaring that she wouldn’t be accepting any of the blame if the move ends in a legislative power flip Continue reading MTG: If Republicans Lose House Speakership, It’s Totally Not My Fault

Alina Habba Accidentally Admits Donald Trump Could Be Totally Bought

“The amount of the judgment, with interest, exceeds $464 million, and very few bonding companies will consider a bond of anything approaching that magnitude,” wrote attorneys Alina Habba, Clifford Robert, Christopher Kise, and John Sauer. Trump issued his own venom Continue reading Alina Habba Accidentally Admits Donald Trump Could Be Totally Bought

Texas Judge: It’s Totally OK That School Punished Black Kid Over His Hair

“I don’t care what the hell happens in this world,” Miller said earlier this month on a podcast with Charlie Kirk. “If President Trump gets reelected, the border’s going to be sealed, the military will be deployed, the National Guard Continue reading Texas Judge: It’s Totally OK That School Punished Black Kid Over His Hair

Joe Manchin Announces He Was Totally Kidding About That President Thing

The claim in the documents went like this: Mykola Zlochevsky, the owner of Ukrainian energy company Burisma, which at the time employed Hunter, paid both him and his father $5 million in bribes. It would appear that a tall tale Continue reading Joe Manchin Announces He Was Totally Kidding About That President Thing

Conservatives Are Totally Not Mad About Jon Stewart’s Return to The Daily Show

Fans of The Daily Show rejoiced on Wednesday after Comedy Central announced the triumphant return of Jon Stewart, who will serve as an executive producer and Monday host through the rest of the election cycle. Prominent Substacker Charlotte Clymer compared Continue reading Conservatives Are Totally Not Mad About Jon Stewart’s Return to The Daily Show

Alina Habba’s Bold—and Totally Wrong—Prediction about Her Client

Even Donald Trump’s own legal team can’t predict his next moves. On Sunday, the former president announced that he actually will not be testifying in his civil fraud trial as planned on Monday. Trump’s decision was quite a departure from Continue reading Alina Habba’s Bold—and Totally Wrong—Prediction about Her Client

NYC Is Totally Unprepared for Climate Disaster (but Has a Lot of Cops)

New York’s governor and Democratic supermajority can’t seem to agree on taxing the rich a little bit more to help deal with climate change. In 2021, when Hurricane Ida hit the city and the streets flooded like they did on Continue reading NYC Is Totally Unprepared for Climate Disaster (but Has a Lot of Cops)

Ramaswamy Thinks It’s Totally OK to Call Ayanna Pressley a KKK Grand Wizard

Republican presidential candidate Vivek Ramaswamy is doubling down on his comparison of Representative Ayanna Pressley to a Ku Klux Klan grand wizard. On Sunday, Ramaswamy received a grilling from CNN’s Dana Bash on his remarks. “The KKK wasn’t just about Continue reading Ramaswamy Thinks It’s Totally OK to Call Ayanna Pressley a KKK Grand Wizard