Ted Cruz Demanding More Security Next Time He Flies to Cancun

Ted Cruz is taking the law into his own hands to make sure he isn’t caught in another paparazzi snafu. On Thursday, the Senate advanced a piece of legislation that would give politicians extra security to whisk them through airport Continue reading Ted Cruz Demanding More Security Next Time He Flies to Cancun

Ted Cruz Is Getting Absolutely Dragged for His Trump Announcement

Senator Ted Cruz has endorsed Donald Trump for president, a move that has everyone rolling their eyes given the men’s decidedly acrimonious history. The Texas Republican announced his support for Trump Tuesday night. “I’m a big believer in letting democracy Continue reading Ted Cruz Is Getting Absolutely Dragged for His Trump Announcement

Ted Cruz Really, Really Does Not Want to Talk About That Texas Abortion Case

According to Gabriel, Johnson has never been interested in environmental causes—a political preference due to his creationist beliefs, which lead him to think that climate change is a function of the planet’s shifting cycles rather than a manmade crisis. “The Continue reading Ted Cruz Really, Really Does Not Want to Talk About That Texas Abortion Case

Why the Astros Lost: A, Pitching; B, Hitting; C, Ted Cruz

Senator Ted Cruz offended fellow Houston Astros fans Monday night—simply by showing up. Ahead of Monday’s playoff game against the Texas Rangers, an outpouring of Astros fans begged the Texas congressman not to make an appearance in the stands, reported Continue reading Why the Astros Lost: A, Pitching; B, Hitting; C, Ted Cruz

Ted Cruz Appears to Endorse Plowing Into Climate Protesters With Cars

Ted Cruz on Monday seemed to endorse using trucks to plow into peaceful protesters, when he shared a video of law enforcement doing exactly that. Protesters set up a blockade on the road to Burning Man on Sunday to demand Continue reading Ted Cruz Appears to Endorse Plowing Into Climate Protesters With Cars